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2010

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March 15
January 57

2009

June 99
May 75
April 76
March 107
February 147
January 88

2008

June 31
May 12
April 10
March 28
January 50
I’ve got my eye on you.
Oct 1st
WIN
Oct 1st
If i was McCain I’d hang this in the oval office when...
Sep 30th
Just remember. As the economy spirals down the toilet into...
Sep 29th
All the higher ups here keep saying “Fucking...
Sep 29th

a recent post from thesuperficial.com...

Yeah That was an awesome post. thehighandlow: Rare Soapbox Moment: I almost feel wrong writing...
Sep 29th
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Oh man when you showed me this on Saturday I lost my mind. Make this one viral folks. ...
Sep 29th
Sep 28th
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Sep 26th
Jonah will appreciate this one, as will most of you...
Sep 26th
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SFW porn. (is probably slightly NSFW if you work in some super conservative place)
Sep 25th
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My most anticipated movie of the year.
Sep 25th
please let me know where I can get this.
Sep 25th
This looks like Zach’s car.
Sep 25th
thehighandlow: He taught ME too! atencio: Jonah taught...
Sep 25th
however it’s a TYPEFACE fail. DOUBLE FAIL!
Sep 25th
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Pico & Sepulveda, Pico & Sepulveda, Pico & Sepulveda, Pico & Sepulveda, Ryan...
Sep 23rd
Sep 23rd
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jonahray: Holy shit this is great. It’s an old JOHN KENNEDY commercial. The jingle is great and...
Sep 23rd
Sep 23rd
Sep 22nd
Sep 19th
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Eric posted a Rose Melberg video. I love her. Go Sailor and Tiger Trap were so amazing. I had NO...
Sep 19th
Sep 19th
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Garfield Minus Garfield is still the the most amazing, but lasagna cat is definitely the weirdest...
Sep 19th
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The Harvey Danger part is probably my favorite part. Close tie for second is the Creed part and the...
Sep 18th
Sep 18th
(via The Short But Eventful Life of Ike)
Sep 17th
Sep 17th

To the assholes...

To the assholes who stole my custom Bici Concepts reversible top bar pad i just paid 50 bucks for,...
Sep 17th
Sep 16th
atencio: Rattlesnake attack! Peter. next time this...
Sep 16th
“who gives a flying fuck who started punk all i know is that...”
— Youtube comment on a...
Sep 16th
Sep 15th
ah. I love you internet.
Sep 15th
Sep 15th
erockappel: (via bullshit)
Sep 14th
(via garfieldminusgarfield) I really never get tired of...
Sep 13th
erockappel: junesix: In a political campaign far, far...
Sep 13th
On the bright side this is MINE on monday.
Sep 13th

Never Use Ritz Cameras.

Smith B: Thank you for waiting.
Ben Goetting: yeah
Smith B: Our billing department is currently working on the order.
Ben Goetting: what does that mean?
Ben Goetting: my credit card was charged on tuesday.
Smith B: The order is currently under process.
Ben Goetting: how are they "working" on it?
Ben Goetting: So i dont get the camera i needed before the weekend, i cant cancel the order and get it elsewhere because the money is reserved on my card
Smith B: I am sorry Ben.
Ben Goetting: and i get no real explanation of why
Ben Goetting: just 2 days of runaround and calling billing departments in india
Smith B: We were unable to authorize your credit card.
Ben Goetting: 9/9/2008 RITZCAMERA - Camera and Photographic Supply Stores $1,416.93
Smith B: However, our billing department is trying to resolve the issue.
Ben Goetting: you had no problem CHARGING it
Ben Goetting: i dont see how it was charged but not authorized
Smith B: I will forward a request to our billing department to resolve the issue and ship the order as soon as possible.
Ben Goetting: so i've been told
Smith B: We have not charged you for this order.
Smith B: We charge our customers only at the time of shipment of the order.
Ben Goetting: thats not what my bank says
Ben Goetting: the money is unavailable on my card.
Ben Goetting: and that's on the online statement
Ben Goetting: the bank doesn't reserve the money, and put your business name on the statement if it isn't authorized
Smith B: I will forward a request to our billing department to check with the issue.
Smith B: I request you to be patient for one more day.
Ben Goetting: ONE MORE DAY WAS WHEN I NEEDED MY CAMERA
Smith B: We will resolve the issue and ship the order as soon as possible.
Smith B: I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.
Ben Goetting: right
Sep 13th
Anyone who knows me knows I hate birthdays. I like this.
Sep 12th
This is hypnotic
Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
Sep 11th
(via atencio) You win this round, Atencio
Sep 11th
Create A Graph
Sep 11th
oooh Cute Overload. You get me every time.
Sep 10th
Sep 10th
I really want to get a painting made of this, but with me...
Sep 9th
atencio: 4 people in a row just posted that “reports of my death are greatly exaggerated” photo of...
Sep 9th
via Gizmodo
Sep 9th
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Jonah Ray is funny, peter Atencio is brilliant. Together they make things like this. And...
Sep 9th
Sep 9th
Sep 8th
Sep 8th
It’s funny because they look the same. (PhazerBlast...
Sep 5th
Sep 4th
More Animated .gifness
Sep 4th
Another funny animated gif that got frozen by tumblr when i posted it as a photo.
Sep 3rd
Sep 3rd
I actually think Tommy looks badass and cheech probably had...
Sep 3rd
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I still think this is really, really, really funny.
Sep 3rd
Sep 2nd
Sep 2nd
Sep 2nd
Since Tumblr breaks animated gifs i gotta post this brilliance in a text post
Sep 2nd