Phazer Blast

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March 17
February 65
January 57

2009

December 42
November 23
October 26
September 67
August 38
July 52
June 99
May 75
April 76
March 107
February 147
January 88

2008

December 31
November 32
October 51
September 69
August 39
July 32
June 31
May 12
April 10
March 28
February 30
January 50
I want to actually get my own internet so I can say...
Jul 2nd
GPOYW - Georgia posted her Club Bang pic. So here’s my...
Jul 1st
blakesinclair: Made by Nick James. Sick corpse paint.
Jul 1st
Jun 30th
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Um. I love this.
Jun 30th
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georgiaisyourfriend: jonahray: ENJOY WITH ME: Somebody already put up clip of WEIRD AL from...
Jun 29th
Yup. Win.
Jun 29th
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I still love this however many years later it is from when I first saw it.
Jun 27th
2 weeks.
Jun 27th

Things you should stop doing

2. Caring about what city has what. Advantages, disadvantages. Whatever. Some people like to drive...
Jun 27th
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Paul Simon - Me and Julio Down By The School Yard. This song can’t be heard too many times....
Jun 26th
For Elvis Costello friday I bring you a BABE in an Elvis...
Jun 26th
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shirleyclifford: skeetonmischa: “Rock With You” by Michael Jackson Now, I know what it felt...
Jun 26th
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So you assholes made me have to google Jeff Goldblum.. but.. it produced this find. So .. thanks.
Jun 26th

I really overestimated all of your...

I dont give a shit about MJ or anything, but there has been only one even slightly funny joke in all...
Jun 26th

Deadpool

If anyone had McMahon, Fawcett, and Michael Jackson in their dead pool they might have a lock today.
Jun 26th
heykata: I made pizzas last night! i ate pizzas last...
Jun 25th
atencio: Much like the Curse of King Tut’s Tomb, the curse...
Jun 25th
Jun 25th

Things you should stop doing

1. Getting tattoos of a mustache on your finger so you can hold your finger under your nose and have...
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia (from the lp Hot Rats )
Jun 25th
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jonahray: Hey Randy, thanks for reminding me how awesome both of these guys are. ...
Jun 25th
katherinemccollough: (via juliasegal) This is so planned...
Jun 25th
loosegoose: yuriyy: (via gchrisg) Kissy Kissyyy...
Jun 25th
yesla: (via sippinonhaterade) sigh. Jonathan Richman...
Jun 24th
GPOYW - Me and Kate
Jun 24th
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streeter: Ringo WantsTo Sing More Here’s that Beatles song I wrote a while back.  Let me begin...
Jun 24th
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A long time ago Jonah showed me this video where this comedy troupe cut themselves into “Teen...
Jun 24th
Jun 24th

Words coffee snobs use to describe...

• nutty • fruity • earthy / woodsy • floral • sweet / chocolaty
Jun 24th
willzone: (via cavaz) What’s up, boo? Graphic...
Jun 24th
jonahray: WEBSOUP now available as an iTunes PODCAST! ...
Jun 23rd
Jun 23rd
When I switched from my Sidekick to my iPhone the one thing...
Jun 23rd
shirleyclifford: Well, isn’t that nice. I know...
Jun 23rd
Listen Listen
Tiger Trap - Puzzle Pieces
Jun 23rd
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One of the greatest opening scenes of any movie ever. It’s showing tonight at the New Beverly....
Jun 23rd
stalk: bowlsby:loafersansocks: High school detention. ...
Jun 22nd
This makes total sense.
Jun 22nd
Can anyone tell how bad I want a frenchie?
Jun 21st
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Cat attacks beard
Jun 20th
Jesus Lizard Tickets On Sale NOW - Oct 14th...
Jun 19th
georgiaisyourfriend: Elvis Costello Presley Hardstark -...
Jun 19th
WANT
Jun 19th
If i had a fence, and a dog, I’d get one of these. ...
Jun 19th
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ODB - Got Your Money Because I feel like it
Jun 19th
Jun 18th
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wheniwascruel: omgfavorite. “Hey we’re in New York.” “I got a gun let’s go to a Broadway...
Jun 18th
GPOYW - at home
Jun 17th
Who’s a pretty girl?
Jun 17th
I want to believe things like this are real, sometimes...
Jun 17th

Question

Growing up did you have pizza scissors / shears ? or did your family cut apart pizza with a...
Jun 17th
“Find me the girl that’ll get turned on when she walks...
Jun 16th

Non-smokers are assholes.

I’m a non-smoker and I voted to ban smoking in bars. Going to see a band or going to drink...
Jun 16th
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playhimoffkeyboardcat: Super Keyboard Cat Bros via judebuffum And with this, the Keyboard Cat...
Jun 16th
Listen Listen
Groovie Ghoulies - I Don’t Like Mondays (Boomtown Rats) For today
Jun 16th
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A fun video and a fun song.
Jun 16th
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Avail - Tuesday
Jun 12th
fuckyeahbabyanimals: “You talking to me?” (via) You...
Jun 12th
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Avail - Simple Song I tumbld about them before .. but Avail really is one of my “I can...
Jun 12th
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Eels - The Look You Give That Guy Pick up the new Eels album Hombre Lobo And I’m not just...
Jun 12th
Jun 12th
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Cub - Green Eyes
Jun 12th
heykata: tenderbuttons: (via caylamarie) I just got...
Jun 12th
::faint::
Jun 11th

Wise advise from Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan: …but what did I tell you was the secret to havin’ a good marriage and keepin’ it...
Jun 11th
GPOYW. An old photo of me about to eat playing with a...
Jun 11th
I’m going to guess this didn’t end well.
Jun 10th
via willzone Mine is “Keys, Wallet, Phone” as...
Jun 10th
I hate it when this happens.
Jun 10th
History!
Jun 10th
stalk: yeahmon:theduty: HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE...
Jun 10th
50 Scientifically Proven Ways to Be...
Jun 10th
atencio: Dyson listened while the Terminator laid it all...
Jun 10th
This has to be on purpose
Jun 9th
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jonahray: THE PROMISE RING- Happiness is all the Rage. This is just what the doctor ordered this...
Jun 9th
ahhh typography humor. gets me every time.
Jun 9th
Don’t quit.
Jun 9th
poor lil guy.
Jun 8th
jonahray: tonight! 9pm! the official premiere of WEB...
Jun 8th
I want this on a shirt.
Jun 6th
willzone: eatsleepdraw: Art by Manuel Bartual. Read more...
Jun 5th

Mario Conan.

Look I get it, the shapes behind Conan kinda look like shapes that have been in Mario. EVERY PERSON...
Jun 5th
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This is the only music video that has ever made me cry. Well maybe a Nirvana video or two right...
Jun 5th
ahhhhahahaha
Jun 5th
Apes Laugh, Tickle Study Finds
Jun 4th
A Classic.
Jun 4th
jonahray: See you in the spirit world David. Noooo!. I...
Jun 4th
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mattbraunger: I opened up my laundry basket and my balled-up socks came to...
Jun 4th
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Thee Headcoatees - My Boyfriend’s Learning Karate mmmmm Holly Golightly
Jun 4th
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wheniwascruel: I fucking ADORE this man. This genius. A few years back.. A few?… I guess 5...
Jun 4th
(via Drawn)
Jun 3rd
GPOYW - Me and Willie Mays. Also, SF weather is awesome, I...
Jun 3rd
(via okaybeats)
Jun 3rd
“Everything ends badly. Otherwise it wouldn’t end.”
Jun 3rd
georgiaisyourfriend: dirtypreston: Mad Men Season 3...
Jun 2nd
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atencio: Back On Topps Episode 1: Lost Fortunes & Tampons This is the first episode from...
Jun 2nd
jonahray: CLICK THE PIC TO SEE WIEBE LIVE!!!! he is...
Jun 2nd
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gregrutter: The Beatles Rock Band trailer goes from 0:00-1:19 evoking “ok, cool” and from 1:20-2:39...
Jun 2nd

Note to self...

While Chinese food is almost always a good idea… Panda Express NEVER is.
Jun 2nd
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Habanero’s are the main pepper in my famous guacamole. (puke warning btw)
Jun 2nd