thedailywhat:

PSA of the Day: Just say no.

[drugs.]

tomoatmeal:

“Next thing you know we’re going to start seeing crazy devil internet videos with girls kissing other girls and then one of them has a plastic cup with her so they say, ‘what the heck – let’s poop in it’ and then they start getting all sexual with each other even going as far as to incorporate the cup of feces into the whole thing!  Wait….what?  They did?  You’re kidding…”

 

-Fred Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church

Christina fucking Hendricks

Still my only 2 dance moves

(via juliasegal, pizzasplash)

willzone:

unsee!  UNSEE!!!!!

they should just have “Shark Weekend” instead. We get it… Great whites jump out of the water when you drag fake seals behind your boat. I need a whole week of this?

“Honey.. I found the receipt so we can take back that Bob the Builder to….. WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!”

We’ve been shopping for a grill. I’m thinking of getting this one.

The reason I named my water pipe “Chanandler.”

Future Ben.

I bet you this is what michael cera ends up looking like

Mocking “hipsters” has now become more trendy than being one, therefore making you a hipster when you partake. Please find something to mock besides silly looking trendy people.

it’s funny cuz it’s poop