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Dock Ellis pitches a no-hitter high on acid.

mattbraunger:

This is amazing and amazingly done. Of all baseball statistics, this remains my favorite. Not that I’m a big baseball guy, but come on, an entire game pitched while on acid? One with no hits? Wow.

I admire anyone who’s achieved anything of substance while high. Here’s a big shout-out to my old buddy Brandon Lobey, who steered an entire aircraft carrier in the Navy while frying on acid. Kudos!