Let it be known: When I die IF i die, I don’t want to be buried, I don’t want a funeral (a party is fine), and I want someone to quote Kurt Vonnegut for me but change his quote around to “And If I die, God Forbid, I want you to say ‘Ben is up in heaven now.’ That is my favorite joke.” Since I will be dead though none of this will matter to me, I wont be around to see it. But if you really want to bury me, please do it in this RIDICULOUS coffin. If I am in some afterlife, looking up at my funeral, that will make me laugh.
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Let it be known:

When I die IF i die, I don’t want to be buried, I don’t want a funeral (a party is fine), and I want someone to quote Kurt Vonnegut for me but change his quote around to “And If I die, God Forbid, I want you to say ‘Ben is up in heaven now.’ That is my favorite joke.”

Since I will be dead though none of this will matter to me, I wont be around to see it. But if you really want to bury me, please do it in this RIDICULOUS coffin. If I am in some afterlife, looking up at my funeral, that will make me laugh.

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